tsohq vs guru tree

guru tree · 02-19-2010, 06:17 PM

10 bars
first to 3 votes verse due in 20 min

Paytience · 02-19-2010, 06:18 PM

guru tree · 02-19-2010, 06:34 PM

guru second to none in a second your done
leave you breathless like you lost a second lung
battle? this is a death rattle i shatter the matter
hit faster, tsohg lost when he checked and answered
whats up 'dog' you couldn't type so your name tsohg
i checked the mic left you like omg is that my god
i cant be fucked with, cant be stuck kid
trees the root of all like complex math scripts
i am the cannibal animal man slam mc's like sandival
step to the plate i'll hit a home run, run home little ken doll

guru tree · 02-19-2010, 06:48 PM

i dont presume to talk shit paytience. i dont know why your laughing... but its all good.

IN{o}VADER · 02-20-2010, 03:25 AM

mic boøth · 02-20-2010, 03:53 AM

dudes decent why are u guys laughing

IN{o}VADER · 02-20-2010, 10:33 AM

ok, so

"whats up 'dog' you couldn't type so your name tsohg
i checked the mic left you like omg is that my god"

shows ptential, but is then followed by

"i cant be fucked with, cant be stuck kid
trees the root of all like complex math scripts
i am the cannibal animal man slam mc's like sandival
step to the plate i'll hit a home run, run home little ken doll"

and proceeded by

"guru second to none in a second your done
leave you breathless like you lost a second lung
battle? this is a death rattle i shatter the matter
hit faster, tsohg lost when he checked and answered"

...

so yeah, definately admire the heart. A for Effort

tsohg · 02-20-2010, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guru tree

guru second to none in a second your done
leave you breathless like you lost a second lung
battle? this is a death rattle i shatter the matter
hit faster, tsohg lost when he checked and answered
whats up 'dog' you couldn't type so your name tsohg
i checked the mic left you like omg is that my god
i cant be fucked with, cant be stuck kid
trees the root of all like complex math scripts
i am the cannibal animal man slam mc's like sandival
step to the plate i'll hit a home run, run home little ken doll

tsohg dismembering teams, leavin tumors in factions
im zoomin thru traffic, learnin to spit with my guru for whackness
im sayin "in a second your done, hammers weigh-in a metric ton"
but my dude trees like "nah just switch it to a second lung and you're done."
so he's cryin "man its tsohg beatin him...I just can't do"
while z-0's hypin him up like "yes you kangaroo!"
hes his roo, so after I bust him, he wraps his head in a rag
grabs him up in his pooch and bounces him back to the pad.
fags. I don't approve but ehhh, do you like its a new fad
I'm just wonderin how you guru tree with the roots in z-0's ass.

guru tree · 02-21-2010, 02:38 AM

i dont know whats up, this dude posted his verse then deletes it... fuckin wack

guru tree · 02-21-2010, 03:41 AM

bullshit... i dont even battle... just bored, and this wanker cunts out on me... nice, just nice...

Paytience · 02-21-2010, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paytience

PoizonusJK · 02-25-2010, 02:46 AM

wow...first i was really disappointed in kidpac's attempt at writing a verse...then this tsohg dude comes in and quotes his verse and PLAYS OFF IT...i thought you weren't supposed to play off the other kats verse?...ain't it supposed to be a keystyle or some shit?...

on top of the fact i can't believe this tsohg guy is the one who was dissin my lyrical abilities, after reading a verse...wow dudes...i won't vote on this one, cuz either way i vote, the other will say i'm just being an ass, but wow...i think both of you should find different hobbies...

maybe attend a creative writing class...learn something about pantameters, rhyme schemes and metaphorical imagery...you know, the things rap mainly consists of? Peace!

tsohg · 03-16-2010, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsohg

tsohg dismembering teams, leavin tumors in factions
im zoomin thru traffic, learnin to spit with my guru for whackness
im sayin "in a second your done, hammers weigh-in a metric ton"
but my dude trees like "nah just switch it to a second lung and you're done."
so he's cryin "man its tsohg beatin him...I just can't do"
while z-0's hypin him up like "yes you kangaroo!"
hes his roo, so after I bust him, he wraps his head in a rag
grabs him up in his pooch and bounces him back to the pad.
fags. I don't approve but ehhh, do you like its a new fad
I'm just wonderin how you guru tree with the roots in z-0's ass.

roflz bitch.

tsohg · 03-16-2010, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoizonusJK

wow...first i was really disappointed in kidpac's attempt at writing a verse...then this tsohg dude comes in and quotes his verse and PLAYS OFF IT...i thought you weren't supposed to play off the other kats verse?...ain't it supposed to be a keystyle or some shit?...

on top of the fact i can't believe this tsohg guy is the one who was dissin my lyrical abilities, after reading a verse...wow dudes...i won't vote on this one, cuz either way i vote, the other will say i'm just being an ass, but wow...i think both of you should find different hobbies...

maybe attend a creative writing class...learn something about pantameters, rhyme schemes and metaphorical imagery...you know, the things rap mainly consists of? Peace!

bitch, those forced ass multis you're wack. i flow better than you keyin and jp with a kid...its text lol.

Cento · 03-18-2010, 10:28 PM

guru second to none in a second your done
leave you breathless like you lost a second lung
decent
battle? this is a death rattle i shatter the matter
hit faster, tsohg lost when he checked and answered
nicely worded, flow, keep it goin
whats up 'dog' you couldn't type so your name tsohg
i checked the mic left you like omg is that my god
sorry, thought this was weak
i cant be fucked with, cant be stuck kid
trees the root of all like complex math scripts
decent, it hit i guess.. not hard enough
i am the cannibal animal man slam mc's like sandival
step to the plate i'll hit a home run, run home little ken doll
simple and effective, coulda hit harder tho

vs.

tsohg dismembering teams, leavin tumors in factions
im zoomin thru traffic, learnin to spit with my guru for whackness
nice opener.. kinda fucked urself up but not that badly lol
im sayin "in a second your done, hammers weigh-in a metric ton"
but my dude trees like "nah just switch it to a second lung and you're done."
didnt really get this, personal perhaps
so he's cryin "man its tsohg beatin him...I just can't do"
while z-0's hypin him up like "yes you kangaroo!"
wack
hes his roo, so after I bust him, he wraps his head in a rag
grabs him up in his pooch and bounces him back to the pad.
oookay
fags. I don't approve but ehhh, do you like its a new fad
I'm just wonderin how you guru tree with the roots in z-0's ass
nahhhh

i dont know, i wasn't really feeling this battle. i thought the older cats would come up with doper shit considering they memorized the tutorials by heart. or maybe 'ghost' didnt have to try so hard to keep up with gurutree, funky ass name too at that. this was mediocre at best, and both didn't come hard at all but had decent wordplay, pretty okay flows and personals. gotta give it to tsogh for coming off a littttttttle bit better.

Vote - tsohg

Burt Blaze · 03-25-2010, 12:54 AM

Guru:
guru second to none in a second your done
leave you breathless like you lost a second lung
--ok opener, punch could have landed harder
battle? this is a death rattle i shatter the matter
hit faster, tsohg lost when he checked and answered
--haha, ok punch, nice flex
whats up 'dog' you couldn't type so your name tsohg
i checked the mic left you like omg is that my god
--meh, not feelin it
i cant be fucked with, cant be stuck kid
trees the root of all like complex math scripts
--not landin for me
i am the cannibal animal man slam mc's like sandival
step to the plate i'll hit a home run, run home little ken doll
--weak closer

~
Tsohg:
tsohg dismembering teams, leavin tumors in factions
im zoomin thru traffic, learnin to spit with my guru for whackness
--nice flow but weak opener
im sayin "in a second your done, hammers weigh-in a metric ton"
but my dude trees like "nah just switch it to a second lung and you're done."
--ugh, rhymed done with done...fed line, not feelin it
so he's cryin "man its tsohg beatin him...I just can't do"
while z-0's hypin him up like "yes you kangaroo!"
--maybe a personal I dont get, not feelin it
hes his roo, so after I bust him, he wraps his head in a rag
grabs him up in his pooch and bounces him back to the pad.
--haha, work with last bar. nice flow and concept.
fags. I don't approve but ehhh, do you like its a new fad
I'm just wonderin how you guru tree with the roots in z-0's ass
--I personally dont like throwin other names into battles, and I'm new here. If Guru and Z-0 are real tight then this is a nice personal

Vote: Tsohg

Weak battle, IMO. Guru started off ok but fell off quickly. Tsohg, fuck that annoying to type, came with more consistancy and, while I didn't see anything hard on either side, he started buildin up more toward the end. Definitely got a better battle vibe from Tsohg's verse.

tsohg · 03-26-2010, 04:42 PM

lol @ this actually gettin more votes than RM's title matches

02-19-2010, 06:17 PM	#1
guru tree all that I know Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: where you can breathe the air Posts: 45	tsohq vs guru tree 10 bars first to 3 votes verse due in 20 min

02-19-2010, 06:18 PM	#2
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02-20-2010, 03:25 AM	#5
IN{o}VADER Revelation 8:10 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,677	__________________ Click to Watch It Bleed...

02-20-2010, 03:53 AM	#6
mic boøth why dont u just shut up Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: madison ohia Posts: 16,287	dudes decent why are u guys laughing __________________ I.Dont.Care.Either.I SWEAR

03-25-2010, 12:54 AM	#16
Burt Blaze burtblaze.bandcamp.com Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 3	Guru: guru second to none in a second your done leave you breathless like you lost a second lung --ok opener, punch could have landed harder battle? this is a death rattle i shatter the matter hit faster, tsohg lost when he checked and answered --haha, ok punch, nice flex whats up 'dog' you couldn't type so your name tsohg i checked the mic left you like omg is that my god --meh, not feelin it i cant be fucked with, cant be stuck kid trees the root of all like complex math scripts --not landin for me i am the cannibal animal man slam mc's like sandival step to the plate i'll hit a home run, run home little ken doll --weak closer ~ Tsohg: tsohg dismembering teams, leavin tumors in factions im zoomin thru traffic, learnin to spit with my guru for whackness --nice flow but weak opener im sayin "in a second your done, hammers weigh-in a metric ton" but my dude trees like "nah just switch it to a second lung and you're done." --ugh, rhymed done with done...fed line, not feelin it so he's cryin "man its tsohg beatin him...I just can't do" while z-0's hypin him up like "yes you kangaroo!" --maybe a personal I dont get, not feelin it hes his roo, so after I bust him, he wraps his head in a rag grabs him up in his pooch and bounces him back to the pad. --haha, work with last bar. nice flow and concept. fags. I don't approve but ehhh, do you like its a new fad I'm just wonderin how you guru tree with the roots in z-0's ass --I personally dont like throwin other names into battles, and I'm new here. If Guru and Z-0 are real tight then this is a nice personal Vote: Tsohg Weak battle, IMO. Guru started off ok but fell off quickly. Tsohg, fuck that annoying to type, came with more consistancy and, while I didn't see anything hard on either side, he started buildin up more toward the end. Definitely got a better battle vibe from Tsohg's verse. Last edited by Burt Blaze : 03-25-2010 at 12:55 AM.

02-19-2010, 06:34 PM	#3
guru tree all that I know Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: where you can breathe the air Posts: 45	guru second to none in a second your done leave you breathless like you lost a second lung battle? this is a death rattle i shatter the matter hit faster, tsohg lost when he checked and answered whats up 'dog' you couldn't type so your name tsohg i checked the mic left you like omg is that my god i cant be fucked with, cant be stuck kid trees the root of all like complex math scripts i am the cannibal animal man slam mc's like sandival step to the plate i'll hit a home run, run home little ken doll

02-19-2010, 06:48 PM	#4
guru tree all that I know Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: where you can breathe the air Posts: 45	i dont presume to talk shit paytience. i dont know why your laughing... but its all good.

02-20-2010, 10:33 AM	#7
IN{o}VADER Revelation 8:10 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,677	ok, so "whats up 'dog' you couldn't type so your name tsohg i checked the mic left you like omg is that my god" shows ptential, but is then followed by "i cant be fucked with, cant be stuck kid trees the root of all like complex math scripts i am the cannibal animal man slam mc's like sandival step to the plate i'll hit a home run, run home little ken doll" and proceeded by "guru second to none in a second your done leave you breathless like you lost a second lung battle? this is a death rattle i shatter the matter hit faster, tsohg lost when he checked and answered" ... so yeah, definately admire the heart. A for Effort

02-21-2010, 02:38 AM	#9
guru tree all that I know Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: where you can breathe the air Posts: 45	i dont know whats up, this dude posted his verse then deletes it... fuckin wack

02-21-2010, 03:41 AM	#10
guru tree all that I know Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: where you can breathe the air Posts: 45	bullshit... i dont even battle... just bored, and this wanker cunts out on me... nice, just nice...

03-18-2010, 10:28 PM	#15
Cento Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 91	guru second to none in a second your done leave you breathless like you lost a second lung decent battle? this is a death rattle i shatter the matter hit faster, tsohg lost when he checked and answered nicely worded, flow, keep it goin whats up 'dog' you couldn't type so your name tsohg i checked the mic left you like omg is that my god sorry, thought this was weak i cant be fucked with, cant be stuck kid trees the root of all like complex math scripts decent, it hit i guess.. not hard enough i am the cannibal animal man slam mc's like sandival step to the plate i'll hit a home run, run home little ken doll simple and effective, coulda hit harder tho vs. tsohg dismembering teams, leavin tumors in factions im zoomin thru traffic, learnin to spit with my guru for whackness nice opener.. kinda fucked urself up but not that badly lol im sayin "in a second your done, hammers weigh-in a metric ton" but my dude trees like "nah just switch it to a second lung and you're done." didnt really get this, personal perhaps so he's cryin "man its tsohg beatin him...I just can't do" while z-0's hypin him up like "yes you kangaroo!" wack hes his roo, so after I bust him, he wraps his head in a rag grabs him up in his pooch and bounces him back to the pad. oookay fags. I don't approve but ehhh, do you like its a new fad I'm just wonderin how you guru tree with the roots in z-0's ass nahhhh i dont know, i wasn't really feeling this battle. i thought the older cats would come up with doper shit considering they memorized the tutorials by heart. or maybe 'ghost' didnt have to try so hard to keep up with gurutree, funky ass name too at that. this was mediocre at best, and both didn't come hard at all but had decent wordplay, pretty okay flows and personals. gotta give it to tsogh for coming off a littttttttle bit better. Vote - tsohg

03-26-2010, 04:42 PM	#17
tsohg ßlood. Join Date: Jun 1989 Location: The Wire Posts: 9,762	lol @ this actually gettin more votes than RM's title matches __________________ after hittin the trees, you still tryna be tiger woods?

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